Sunday, March 30, 2014

Gimme Shelter (Part 3)

OK, it's time for another quick and dirty shelter lesson. This is perhaps the fastest and easiest shelter you can whip out. all you need is a piece of 3 mil visqueen (sheet plastic), a few 3-5 lb rocks, and a sapling.

First bend the sapling down and tie it in place. Like this:

 Easy, right?

If you don't have a rope or some cordage fill a plastic bag with water. Water is heavy and it adds up fast.




Now toss the visqueen over the top like so:










And viola! You have this:








Oops! Not quite. But put the rocks around the edges on the ground, or better yet bury them. Blam! in 2 minutes or less you have a cover!


Gotta run kids. I love you and so does our Awesome God

Monday, March 17, 2014

Gimme Shelter (Part 2)

I know what your thinking, "Mike you went a little way over the top on Part 1".

I'm sorry, I got carried away and I forgot the basics, which is a sin when you're homeless. Basics is all we have, if we can muster that much. So lets get you into something fast, cheap, and easy!

The Recycle Bin Shelter

You are familiar with these little beauties, of course. They line the alleys of most urban and suburban neighborhoods across the United States and  Canada. Let's say that you manage to find one in a...dumpster or in a field, whatever. Well you rotate it 90 degrees (lay it on it's side with the lid side down).





Now you will need 2 or 3 bread racks. Lay them end to end over the recycle bin lid.







Then drape a tarp over the top with some bread racks under you and you have a windproof shelter that you can heat with a candle.






I'm no artist, but here is my rendering of the finished product...


Wait, one more thing...

There, that's me sleeping inside my new shelter. Quiet, we don't want to wake me up.






OK, folks that's all the shelter talk my brain can handle for today. 

 In our daily struggles we tend to lose sight of what’s really important in life, and it’s not things and stuff. That sh*t is all temporary, and you never really own anything but your own soul. You will never see a U-Haul on the back of a Hearse.

Fine! You will rarely see a a U-Haul on the back of a Hearse. In any case, the destination of the trailers cargo is not eternity, nor is the cargo of the Hearse. It is the Soul that is eternal and you own that, it's 100% paid off, no payments on your part were or will be required, the debt was paid for you. Lucky for you, because you couldn't afford it, no one could. We lack the proper currency. The price for your soul was paid by Yashua (Jesus) and the price was His sinless blood. 

I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but there is a catch. To seal the deal, you have to accept the offer. It's easy (no mind numbing prostrations to perform 5 times a day), painless (you or your children don't have to become a human bomb) , and there are future offers that you get as well. One of them being, a future. 

So, what's in this for Yashua?  

He get's His beautiful lost son or daughter back. You. You were created to be a companion of Almighty God (Yahwey). It is your sole purpose, your appointed vocation, and your annointed destiny. All He asks in return is the one thing that cannot be bought at any price, forced, or substituted. Your love.  



“He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.” - Jim Elliott


I love each and every one of you, not for who you are, but for what you have it within yourself to be.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Gimme Shelter (Part 1)

 

Shelters: The Quick and Dirty Guide

Improvisation is the key to shelter. In every situation, with whatever materials available to you , if you need shelter, you’ll make do. If your shelter is Temporary, defined as one-night up to a couple weeks use minimal effort to achieve the level of comfort required. The rules are very different for a Permanent shelter, where the rules about minimalist construction are off, and you should make your situation far more comfortable, which is good for morale, physical resilience, and mental acuity.

Gather your materials

Whatever you have on hand might be useful, so let your imagination run for awhile before you begin construction. You may be able to recover foam insulation, bits of carpet, or electrical wire (for binding and fastening). Don’t overlook stitching material found in seat covers, canvas, tarp, or poncho material make excellent cover for your shelter. A piece of 3 mil polyethylene plastic (visqueen) can be draped over sticks, poles, or a sapling to provide a solid roof and shade.

Some sort of binding is usually helpful. If you don’t have to make your own rope you’re already way ahead of the game. Remember Tom Hanks’ character in Cast Away? He spent weeks making enough rope to build his raft, and used up all the rope-making material on his island to do so. Think outside the box; old shoelaces, electrical cord, or even tie down twine which is usually available at big home center lumber pick-up areas for free (be reasonable people).

Types of Shelter

You will need four elements to create your shelter, and all shelters have these basic parts in one fashion or another:
  • Framework
  • Cover
  • Insulation
  • Floor

A-frame


This involves a framework of sticks, a cover, and insulation. Remember, keep it simple, keep it small. Make the tent two feet longer than your body height, and just tall enough to sit up inside. While this seems a waste of space, if it’s quite cold you’ll spend a good bit of time inside the shelter. (If you’re definitely spending only one night, make it shorter and it’ll be easier to heat).
If you don’t have some sort of man-made roofing cover, like a tarp, you’ll be using boughs of some sort. Install boughs from the ground up to the roof ridge, with the stem of the bough pointing up so the rain sheds properly. If the stems are pointing down, the leaf and branch structure will funnel the rain into rivulets that will drip through the roof. Each succeeding row of boughs lies atop the row below, so rain sheds on top of the boughs underneath, and drains all the way to the ground.


Lean-to


 A lean-to is the simplest way to give yourself rain cover. It provides little protection from wind, but it does have a number of advantages, the main one being that it’s very quick and easy to build. It also can work as a heat reflector, particularly if you happen to have a Mylar blanket in your every day carry bag. You can line the inside of the lean-to with the Mylar and reflect the heat of a fire.



 

Poncho or Canvas Shade


Canvas makes an excellent roof over your head in case of rain, and also a wind-block that can be insulated with boughs or leaves for cold-weather applications. There are military-style ponchos with grommets at the edges that make it easy to tie it down as a shelter. Some have snaps that allow two or more ponchos to be connected for a larger shelter. Multi-duty items are always preferable, so I like the poncho better than the canvas.




 

Snow Pit


In areas with heavy snowfall, these make very comfortable shelters. Snow is an extremely effective insulator, and while direct contact sucks heat from your body, the air inside the shelter will easily maintain temperatures well above freezing. Just be sure to make a thick bed of boughs to keep you off the snow. In a wooded area, dig out your pit from around an evergreen tree such as spruce, fir, or cedar. NOTE: Shake the snow off the tree first! When digging into a snow bank, cut the ceiling in the shape of a barrel to keep it from collapsing. With either a pit or a bank, build your bed on a shelf: this allows the coldest air to sink, and you’ll sleep warmer.

Fire-building inside the shelter can be problematic if there’s a lot of smoke. If you can close the entrance with a tarp or poncho, a single candle will be enough — that and your body heat will maintain about 50 degrees (10 degrees C). Trust me; I’ve done it and been very cozy.

 

Igloo

This is a specialty shelter. It’s only recommended for extended stays or if there’s no other shelter available. It requires a specific type of snow; it must be firm enough to cut blocks and shape them for a good fit. I’m sure there are many methods of construction, but the one I’ve found easiest and quickest is as follows:

  1. Build a circular wall, raising the blocks in a running spiral course up to a dome, and place the “capstone” last, in the middle of the dome. The diameter of your igloo should be about 1.3 times your height, which allows room to build a shelf for your bed. If you’re 6 feet tall, that’s about 8 feet diameter. If there are two of you, make it 1.5 times your height for a double bed.
  2. If you have a partner, build from the inside while your partner feeds you the blocks. If you’re alone, prepare some blocks in advance and build from the inside until it’s about knee-high, then finish from the outside. If your blocks keep collapsing, leave a cutout in the wall so you can move in and out of the shelter during construction and stack each block while inside. You’ll have to “mortar” each block in place as you go. If necessary, build it as a cone instead of a spherical dome — this helps prevent collapse during construction. A dome is more efficient, but do what you must to get it done.
  3. Trim the blocks for a good fit, but if your blocks are brittle, don’t worry too much about small gaps as you go. You can fill them in later with loose snow. Once the dome is finished, warmth from the inside will melt the interior snow and refreeze it, cementing the blocks in place and strengthening the structure.
  4. Once the main dome is finished, if you haven’t already, cut out an entrance tall enough to crawl out on all fours.
  5. Just outside this hole, dig out a trench a few inches lower than the floor of your igloo. This allows cold air to sink out of your shelter and into the trench.
  6. Finally, build a barrel-dome over this trench. If you have a blanket, canvas, or poncho, loosely cover the entrance of the tunnel to stop wind, but allow a small amount of circulation for fresh air. If such a cover is not available, use snow blocks.
  7. It is critical to leave a vent near the top of the dome if you’ll be burning anything inside the igloo. It should be about the diameter of your thumb. A piece of pipe or rubber hose left in place is ideal, but you can just poke a hole with any available tool. If it begins to snow outside, be sure to maintain your vent periodically.

Once you know what you’re doing, and assuming you’re not fighting the elements or an injury, you should be able to build an igloo within an hour. But plan for two, just in case.
You can easily heat your igloo with little more than a candle. If no candle is available you can improvise a lamp with fat or oil and some sort of wick in any kind of pan. Remember not to sleep in contact with the snow; make a bed of boughs, blankets, or extra clothes.

 

Caves


Don't laugh, caves have served our ancestors well for thousands of millennia, and they still work!  A properly situated cave will save a great amount of construction time and will provide an effective heat reflector. Remember that stone is a massive heat sink, though, and you don’t want to lie in direct contact if at all possible. If the best you can find is an overhang, you’re still way ahead of the game — just prop a framework of branches or a tarp and get busy overlaying it with boughs or leaves.


Whatever shelter you build, remember that its function must meet your needs. It’s easy to get caught up in the construction process, perfecting things that are good enough already, and ignoring other important aspects of survival, like finding food and water… and maybe getting a home. How novel would that be?

We'll talk more shelters in our classroom for the classless here in the hallowed halls of Homeless University...



Until then, I love you all very much and take a moment to understand that none of us are truly homeless because this whole planet was Created as our home. We are called "homeless" because we are unburdened by a contractual assigning us as debtors (mortgage or lease contract) for property, so what? Adam and Eve never had a mortgage or lease on the Garden of Eden either. However, they were eventually evicted, not for non-payment but for failure to obey God. Nor were they evicted from their home (Earth), but from one specific garden which none would ever inhabit again. This world, this Earth, is our home and it was built by our loving, living, and present GOD just for us. While part of the design, the spotted owl, wetlands, or glaciers are not the purpose or point of Creation. Nor is Creation a laboratory for some grandiose (and ultimately foolhardy) climate stability experiment. This is our place, with only one purpose, as a habitat to get to know and walk with that one loving, living, and present GOD who built it, formed us, and everything else.